I do hope you're having a lovely morning. No doubt you've forgotten all about our near collision yesterday. I really do think you were in the wrong.
See my fabulous illustration (I am, of course, the pink blob):

Your decision to change lanes without indicating, nearly hit car two when squeezing past it and then roaring across was not a good one.
If I hadn't squealed and you hadn't stopped you would have hit me side-on straight into the path of the big van.
Thank goodness you have big expensive brakes on your big expensive car. You should be ashamed of yourself you horrible person.
:( Glad you're ok. Some people (a lot actually) are just pure morons behind the wheel.
ReplyDeleteBut surely he paid for the upgrades to the "massive sense of entitlement" and "callous disregard for the welfare of other road users" options when he bought the car? No? Silly me, of course these now come as standard on certain German marques these days.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe, so true!
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