How short is too short?

Seriously though, some guy yesterday was in eighties stylie short shorts and it was, frankly, offensive.

Put them away man, get some lycra, it'd be less graphic. When you pedalled I could nearly see your bits and although I tried desperately to drag my eyes away it was train-crash-like in its magnetism. I HAD to look.

Bounce bounce bounce.

Bleurgh.