This is an announcement worth doing a second post in one day.
Boys, if you have to wear lycra, wear black
I'm still recovering from the unnerving experience of staring at a pair of light blue shorts with what appeared to be a navy stripe up the bottom crack area. I was forced to follow this particular lycra junkie up a large hill and over the time I was behind him it slowly dawned that there was no stripe, there was only bum-sweat. Oh God, why, WHY????????????