Friday, 25 September 2009

Frog people

You know who you are. Your tiny BMX is entirely unsuitable for the road/park/pavement but you bounce along determined. Your feet turned outwards and your seat too low you bob along with your knees up by your ears, increasing your width three-fold.

Just in case you didn't know, you look really stupid.


  1. I followed one of these for a short period of time a few days ago - was a girl in a short skirt. Standing up on her dinky BMX. She appeared to have forgotten her underwear.

    That's way too much fanny for me of a morning....