Boring analytics

So, I have been totally lax in checking the blog's analytics. They basically tell me how many people read my musings, whereabouts they are and how they've come across the site.

Last year I discovered a scary, but hilarious, number were looking for 'boys pissing', 'labia' and 'rogering'. Hmmmmmmmm

But the results are in and this month people have been looking for super boring things:

• Wheeled weenie
• BNP Ealing north
• Roger bicycle
• One whole bike

Booooring.

Let's throw some spanners in there:

• Labia
• Ladies
• Pissing
• Boys
• Rogering

That will do nicely....